by James Mitchell
Ian had become a wave. This was how it worked: he loved Sandra so much that it had melted his heart, and then melted his body and his limbs to water. The body is roughly two-thirds water, and it does not take a lot for the other third to catch up. He had longed for her so much he thought he would cry, and then before he knew it he was crying. Crying into his pint, and crying into his sink, and crying into his bath. And in the blink of an eye, the bath was full up with Ian.
Ian did not even notice; he was too busy thinking of the time they’d painted the wall lime green and decided to keep it that way anyway, and the time he’d picked sweet popcorn because she didn’t like salt, and how he had grown to love it. So he was quite taken by surprise when he found himself dribbling through the overflow, down a rusty Whitechapel pipe and into the Thames. He knew it was the Thames because his vision was full of a green shade that no Londoner can mistake. [Read more…]