WIFE: Will you ever leave me?
ME: Never! I mean, not unless I get one of those brain tumors that makes you do crazy stuff. Like the guy who became an arsonist.
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WIFE: Will you ever leave me?
ME: Never! I mean, not unless I get one of those brain tumors that makes you do crazy stuff. Like the guy who became an arsonist.
More from A Life Examined:
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