With the Super Bowl less than two weeks away, the mayor of Santa Clara, California, where Levi’s Stadium, the site of the game, is located, has announced they will not follow the lead of San Francisco’s mayor, and will not propose an assisted homicide program to eliminate homeless people before the big event. Instead, Mayor Jamie L. Matthews announced, Santa Clara will issue grizzly bears to all homeless people living within the city limits. “We won’t be killing homeless, and we won’t be encouraging other people to, either,” Matthews said. “We’ll simply be letting nature take care of itself.” Although grizzly bears are rarely domesticated, Bernice Traddeker, director of ursine husbandry at the San Diego Zoo, said the ones that are tamed are notorious for turning on their handlers. “Tourists, football fans, homeowners, and renters,” Traddeker said, “should be safe. The bears won’t view them as their captors, or oppressors, if you will.” Santa Clara social worker Thad Winkel said, “Homeless people are compromised health–wise, and the persistently homeless even more so. Given that, we think these bear attacks will prove deadlier than usual. It’s definitely a win–win for our community.” In sporting news, golfer Michelle Wie was stung by a bee during the first round of the Pure Silk–Bahamas LPGA Classic, in Nassau, Bahamas. Wie’s right hand swelled up after the sting, and she finished with a 3–over 76, landing in 8th place. Groundskeeper Carlos Spackler said the offending bee did not survive.