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The Ultimate Rejection: Get Dinged by Donald Trump!

We at The Stoneslide Corrective value reaching out to everyone. We have never shied from inclusiveness, including including people who disagree with us, including disagreeing with our inclusive inclusivity. So, back in August, we reached out to Donald J. Trump’s campaign and asked them to ask him to pen rejections for our Rejection Generator. We figured, hey, what if the guy wins? It might be good to have some rejections ready. We further figured, if he’s willing to write them, and what he writes doesn’t suck, we’ll feed them into the Generator and see if it finds them sufficiently vile and hurtful. Mr. Trump did not disappoint.

The Rejection Generator Project is built on the premise that the most painful rejections ultimately help writers build their immunity to future disappointment. Since the election, we have realized that for many people nothing is more painful than to be reminded of Mr. Trump’s elevation.

Visit The Rejection Generator Project and choose the form of Trump-ogenic hurtfulness that you feel will give you the greatest succor.

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