US House member Thomas Massie said he does not want to be treated for the addiction to masturbation that he’s developed since Donald Trump all but secured the Republican nomination for the presidency. “It’s so great,” the Kentucky Republican and Tea Party member said. “I get aroused when I think about our great country being led by this great man.” Massie said he called an ex-girlfriend one morning when he was attending to himself and, “Although she said she was grossed out, before she hung up on me she said it sounded like I was ‘really going to it.’ At least, I think that’s what she said. You have to respect feedback like that.” Massie said if Trump loses the nomination at the Republican convention, he and several other Tea Party members will urinate on attendees from a catwalk high up in Quicken Loans Arena, in Cleveland, where the GOP’s coronation will be held. In other news, Hollywood actor Stephen Baldwin was only slightly injured when he fell into a tank at a Southern California sewage treatment plant while trying to complete a dare suggested to him by friends.