True Things I Shouldn’t Have Said Anyway

KID: When are we going to be at Grandma’s? I want to get out.

WIFE: It’ll just be a couple more minutes.

ME: If we survive. There are more than 30,000 traffic fatalities a year in this country.

The Stoneslide Corrective is dead. Long live The Stoneslide.

Stoneslide has been reborn. We’ve shaken the dark ash off of our feathers, and we are resplendent once again. But we’re now at thestoneslide.com. This site will remain as an archive of The Stoneslide Corrective.

Thank you for reading. Check out the new plumage at thestoneslide.com.