Prepare for parenthood by hiring a man to follow you around and at unpredictable times punch you in the balls. When your children grow old enough to jump on your lap, leading with their ball peen knees, of course, you’ll be used t
o the sensation. Sadly, there is no way to prepare for the emotional impact of their laughter as they watch you wheeze and gasp.
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