Think of the glory of bequeathing to posterity a recommendation for, say, a good hair care product. What better way to stanch the tears of heirs as they visit your grave than to remind them of the sponsorship income they enjoy because of your labors?
Read More...In Celebration of Rejection Generator’s First Anniversary, Writers Hit Back
Writers are composing the rejections, and the catharsis is palpable. No Zen-like equanimity here: pinpoint snark and raw anger carry the day.
Read More...A Short Proof of How Greatly Life Diverges from the Ideal
Imagine a long line of traffic waiting for a light to turn green. You are driving a Ford Fiesta twelve cars back. Now, when the light turns, if every driver is watching and starts accelerating at a reasonable rate, everyone in the line can start moving at the same instant. You advance immediately. That way […]
Read More...Legislative Gridlock: Fiction Writers for Better Misinformation Proposals #23 and #24
Look at the jam in Congress. One side proposes a budget the other can’t countenance; the second blocks all progress. The parties remind us of two overly wide men trying to pass through the same door but wedged shoulder-to-shoulder. Neither will yield, so neither can move. We at Fiction Writers for Better Misinformation have two […]
Read More...Rebranding Literature: Williams and Salinger
Rebranding Literature is a simple plan to make literature more relevant in the marketplace of ideas by maximizing revenue potential. Over the course of human history, great works of literature—including wildly popular pieces that are perennial sellers—have generated less revenue in aggregate than a single day’s worth of Starbucks sales. Why is literature losing out […]
Read More...Sequester Day
Once more, with callused, exhausted fingers, we take up the pen. On November 6, 2012, as the last voters filed through the polls, we at Fiction Writers for Better Misinformation hung up our ink-stained capes, thinking we’d done all we could to keep America together through the divisive campaign season. We looked on with some […]
Read More...An Originalist Solution to Gun Control
Our nation is divided and many of us are pained by the seemingly irreconcilable differences between two groups of our fellow citizens. Gun control advocates, on the one hand, shocked by the devastation a disturbed person can cause with the aid of a few pounds of carefully machined steel and explosive powder, want to restrict […]
Read More...Rebranding Literature: The Song of Solomon
Rebranding Literature is a simple plan to make literature more relevant in the marketplace of ideas by maximizing revenue potential. Over the course of human history, great works of literature—including sacred texts—have generated less revenue in aggregate than a single day’s worth of Starbucks sales. Why is literature losing out so badly to the coffee […]
Read More...Rebranding Literature: Inauguration Redux
Rebranding Literature is a simple plan to make literature more relevant in the marketplace of ideas by maximizing revenue potential. Political discourse has always been an important constituent of literature. Think Cicero, Locke, Jefferson, Marx, King. These titans bequeathed to us words and ideas that make the heart soar and the polity quiver. But literature […]
Read More...Rebranding Literature: Inauguration Edition
On March 4, 1865, Abraham Lincoln delivered his second inaugural address. Having led the nation through its most cataclysmic years, with the hard work of remaking the country in front of him, his speech was a miracle of economy, saying just what needed to be said and no more. Today, standing as we do in a nation that has endured economic cataclysm and is deeply divided by political conflict, we think it is right to look at Lincoln’s words again—and to improve them ever so slightly with some appropriate commercial opportunism. We believe Lincoln’s sentiments can again help us be a better nation.
Read More...New Leaked GOP Memo Shows Party Ready to Confront Climate Change
We have recently come across a source of internal memos showing the Republican Party struggling to redefine itself in the wake of electoral defeat. Here’s the latest: FROM: Frank Thompson, Culver City BPOE TO: Reince Priebus, Chairman, Republican National Committee Dear Reince, We’re losing ground on so many fronts, but the thing that killed us this […]
Read More...EXCLUSIVE Internal GOP Memos Show Growing Creativity and Energy in the Party after Electoral Defeat
A friend of ours has a name that differs by only one letter from that of Reince Priebus, the chairman of the Republican National Committee. Since few people can believe that Reince Priebus is actually named Reince Priebus, they frequently misspell his name. For years, our friend has occasionally received misdirected emails, but the trickle […]
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