is to choose the right times to be stupid.
Read More...Every parent of an infant or toddler knows
that sometimes you don’t get to sit down and eat because you’re so busy getting food for the kids. And, of course, kids spill a lot. So, after dinner you find yourself, still hungry, on hands and knees under the table fighting with the dog over the scraps.
Read More...The hatred of the cyclist for the slow pedestrian
is equaled only by the hatred of the motorist for the slow cyclist.
Read More...A Ritual of Destruction Hidden in the Everyday
We have recently had occasion to observe a ritual that is rampant across the United States. It is one that, in our opinion, speaks to deep fissures in the civilized psyche, but it is seldom recognized or understood for what it really is.
Read More...Research Brief: Terrorist Acts Create Safety
A sociology professor at Upland Downs University has published a working paper arguing that terrorism saves lives. Gerald Singhe, the researcher in question, compared cities that experienced a significant terror attack with demographically similar municipalities that didn’t. He found lower murder rates, traffic deaths, and suicides in the cities that experienced terror in the year following an attack.
Read More...Rebranding Literature — The Epitaph Edition
Think of the glory of bequeathing to posterity a recommendation for, say, a good hair care product. What better way to stanch the tears of heirs as they visit your grave than to remind them of the sponsorship income they enjoy because of your labors?
Read More...PART THREE: Ex-Professor Exploits Big Data to Turn Crime into Profit Center
My own wanting had become less pure, less disinterested. Here was this woman who now glowed in my heart, like a smooth icon painted on old cracked boards. Was it leading me astray? I don’t know. This wanting could feel so promising—almost like a transcendence of my grubby life—take for example this car, with stains on the dash and the seats and the ages-old litter on the floor and the whine when I turn right that I’ll have to have checked someday. Why not seek something better? I was driving now. Toward 14 Amber Point.
Read More...In Celebration of Rejection Generator’s First Anniversary, Writers Hit Back
Writers are composing the rejections, and the catharsis is palpable. No Zen-like equanimity here: pinpoint snark and raw anger carry the day.
Read More...PART TWO: Ex-Professor Exploits Big Data to Turn Crime into Profit Center
We had to hear the answers to our questions directly from Sutman himself. Only he could confirm or refute the fear that had grown in us that someone, Sutman or someone just like him, had already worked their way into our hearts and was coloring and manipulating our deepest reserves of feeling, so that we couldn’t know what came from ourselves and what was a transplanted idea.
Read More...Ex-Professor Exploits Big Data to Turn Crime into Profit Center
Donald J. Sutman has an idea that horrifies some who hear it. Others immediately grasp its potential as a weapon in the commercial wars, and it stokes the flames of cupidity in their hearts.
Read More...True Things I Shouldn’t Have Said Anyway
ME: I know what I’m about to say will piss you off—
WIFE: So just stop.
ME: But I always know that and I always say it anyway.
Read More...True Things I Shouldn’t Have Said Anyway
KID: Mommy, when I grow up will I be pretty like you?
WIFE: Of course, sweetie. But remember it’s what’s inside that counts.
ME: Although studies show that attractive people make more money and are happier.
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