with the dog groomer is that she smells like dog shampoo, and sometimes I feel like I’m fucking my Hungarian puli. Then my wife smells it and she complains that I’m more affectionate with the dog than with her. God, she’s a bitch.
Read More...Very Steady Work
by Tia Creighton Starts everything. Finishes nothing. Cuts the garnish but doesn’t gild the dish. Never sees a plated meal. Bikes home with the stench of kitchen on him. Prep cook. Read Tia Creighton’s bio.
Read More...If your kids get bullied,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids bully other kids,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids have low self-esteem,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids eat too much fast food,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids are truant,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids don’t know what in loco parentis means,
blame teachers.
Read More...Better Misinformation Proposal #38
The Proposal: We will launch a massively multiplayer online role-playing game, in which normal people, even the lower middle class, can play a tycoon, hobnob with other bazillionaires, and see how it feels when the government rips hard-earned millions out of their hands.
Read More...Better Misinformation Proposal #31
The Proposal: Settle the score once and for all with a reality TV show to decide who is the ultimate swing voter. Whichever demographic group wins will determine the outcome of all future elections.
Read More...Better Misinformation Proposal #22
The Proposal: People argue over basic questions of fact. Why not give everyone what they want and eliminate the cause of discord? We create a news reference website through which people can set their preferences and receive only comforting facts.
Read More...Stoneslide Media Announces Program to Improve Voter Engagement in Presidential Election
Politics is all lies, or what might politely be called stories. Who better to fix it than fiction writers?
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