The Proposal: Increase voter attention and engagement by having beautiful naked people reenact stump speeches and debates. Then use the power of a love story to bring the nation together.
Read More...Setting Right
Mary Dacton had reached a point where she no longer thought work could be anything better than drudgery. Her job as a copy editor—daily paper, mid-size market—was the one thing that had once given her satisfaction, especially the mundane triumphs of catching someone else’s error or winning an argument about punctuation. But over the years, […]
Read More...If you don’t understand,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your parents don’t understand,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids don’t read at their grade levels,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your kids are no good at math and science,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your minor daughters get pregnant,
blame teachers.
Read More...If your minor sons get girls pregnant,
blame teachers.
Read More...Sometimes there’s something so refreshing
about hitting rock bottom.
Read More...You can never go wrong
just killing the pain.
Read More...Parental Love
I’m squatting with my right knee angled to prop the fridge door open, a human doorstop. One hand holds an opened carton of milk, the cap now clamped under the pinky finger, which reduces my control over the half-gallon container as I raise it. The other hand has a harder task. The fingers wrap around […]
Read More...True Things I Shouldn’t Have Said Anyway
KID: Why is Uncle Mike’s house so dusty? WIFE: He’s getting older, sweetheart. We should see about getting him a housekeeper. ME: Did you know the biggest component of dust is dead skin cells? We were pretty much breathing Uncle Mike’s old dermis the whole time.
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