buy two of her.
Read More...If you hate something,
blame it.
Read More...If you’re pained by the loss of something special,
buy a new one.
Read More...The most common human virtue is
equanimity in the face of others’ misfortune.
Read More...If you really love something,
buy two of him.
Read More...If you hate something,
sell it. Assume the buyer’s an asshole.
Read More...If you hate something else,
sell that too, even if you don’t own it. It’s called a put.
Read More...If you’re confused by something,
be outraged.
Read More...The Miracle of Extinction
We humans may exert our ultimate efforts to burn, strafe, destroy, sow with chemically altered salt, bury, and/or trash, and something will live on, even if it’s only a sea of purple goo and the insects that can raft on that swell.
Read More...If you love something,
buy two of it.
Read More...If you hate something,
buy all of it, and don’t let others be polluted.
Read More...A Middle Manager’s Experience of the Sublime
I saw Mr. Harris, the CEO, get out of his car this morning. A Mercedes.
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