Do you know where your self-respect is?
Read More...Meet George
We would like to present to you our friend, George McHugh. George has recently started a consulting and career advising business. His specialty is training people in how to appear authoritative and informed in business meetings, even when they have no idea what’s going on or when their only ideas are foolish bordering on calamitous. So, if you often find yourself in meetings feeling envious that the most idiotic and craven consistently get all the plaudits, then call George.
Read More...Joy is felt most often in the illusion
that joy will exist sometime in the future. As an example, recall your feelings at your wedding and then what’s come after.
Read More...Protests Erupt over the Lone Banker Convicted for a Role in the Financial Crisis
Recent reports that only one banker has been jailed as a result of the financial crisis that shook the global economy and immiserated billions have sparked outrage. A loosely organized coalition of bankers, hedge fund managers, and investors are rallying to get that one banker freed, using the slogans “I Am Banker X!” and “Free Banker X!”
Read More...A Middle Manager on the Importance of a Robust and Active Social Network
When you bring in your leftover birthday cake and leave it in the break room, make sure you cut out a few pieces first, so it looks like you had people over.
Read More...A Middle Manager on Developing Taste and Discernment as Regards the Fine Arts
People say taste is subjective and that makes it hard to really say what’s great art, but they’re wrong. There’s one way to know for sure. Before you buy anything to decorate your office or your home, go up to the 14th floor, the c-suite, and snap some pictures of what they have on the […]
Read More...A Middle Manager on the Art of Seduction
You have to be patient, my boy. The hottest fire is one that builds over time. Say a new girl comes into the admin pool, and you can’t believe how tight she is. You want to beat through the door to the pen where she sits and holler that you have to have her right […]
Read More...It’s wrong to discriminate against someone
based on race or creed. You should only discriminate based on how much money they have or whether they’re attractive.
Read More...Wealthy Individuals Offer “Benign Interceptions” of Lottery Winnings to Aid Middle Class and Poor
“It’s a miscarriage of economic justice to let poor and middle class people become rich suddenly,” she says. “They ruin themselves with drugs, gambling, and ladies of the night. They don’t know how to say no to moochers.”
Read More...The Pony Parenting System
Every kid loves a pony. This well-known fact forms the basis for a revolutionary new parenting system based on the combination of leading-edge behavioral research and bleeding-edge technology.
Read More...How to Feel Good About Yourself (no matter how fat, dumb, or insignificant you may be)
Recent research has shown that nothing is better for our sense of well being than staying in touch with other people. But what if people can’t stand to be around you?
Read More...After Accident, Utility Bars Investigators from Plant
A Northern California power company is stopping government inspectors from probing a mishap that sent five employees to the hospital.
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