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And the Winner of the Stoneslide Snap Contest Is…

And the Winner of the Stoneslide Snap Contest Is…

We are delighted to be able to announce that of all the amazing, dazzling, and gripping entries in our Snap Contest for flash pieces, author Libby Cudmore takes first place with her story “How to Murder Your Friends.”

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Frontiers of Knowledge

Producers of Summer Blockbusters to Sell Ideology Placements

Producers of Summer Blockbusters to Sell Ideology Placements

The deeply held political beliefs of the American people can’t be bought. But movie producers are betting that they can be sold.

The Stoneslide Corrective has acquired proposals prepared by major studios and independent producers to insert ideological content in movies slated to be released in the summer of 2016, just before the next US presidential election. The proposals were sent to the Super PACs of major candidates and both political parties asking for payments ranging from $50,000 to $15,000,000 in return for ideologically friendly zingers, characters, and even whole subplots. Analysts say this is merely a logical development of the increasing use of product placement in feature films in recent years. Call it ideology placement.

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A Life Examined

I’m in a bad relationship right now

with humanity.

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A Life Examined

Not killing people.

That’s a good place to start.

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A Life Examined

I get retweeted

therefore I am.

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A Life Examined

I can control everything

except my impulses.

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A Life Examined

Vatican Authorizes Prayers Optimized for Social Media Age

The Act of Contrition is the Church’s first official translation of a prayer into the language of social media. With the newly rewritten prayer, the Church has also agreed that Catholics may now text their confessions into their parish priests.

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Stoneslide Story Contest 2014: The Results

Stoneslide Story Contest 2014: The Results

The Stoneslide Corrective is thrilled, elated, honored, and generally pleased as punch (vodka-laced) to announce the winners of our first annual Stoneslide Story Contest. The top prize in the contest is $3,000, and the contest drew 300 submissions from writers all over the world. The quality of work, the depth of feeling, and the care in expression evidenced in these submissions was breathtaking. But out of this remarkably strong pool, one story rose to the top.

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Correctives

Some Favorite Fried Egg Sandwiches

Some Favorite Fried Egg Sandwiches

  -over three-quarters fried egg -prepared horseradish -two-year-old cheddar cheese -salt and pepper -bread -grated top panel of Hewlett-Packard 200A Audio Oscillator, stolen from the Computer History Museum, 1401 N. Shoreline Blvd., Mountain View, California   -over three-quarters fried egg -Havarti cheese -salt and pepper -frozen butter, shaved -bread -shredded Bill of Rights, with 1st, […]

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Frontiers of Knowledge

Nearly Half of Conversations Now Involve Facebook; Researchers See Further Rise Ahead

Nearly Half of Conversations Now Involve Facebook; Researchers See Further Rise Ahead

A new study out of Upland Downs University has found that nearly half of conversations in the real world start with some variant of, “You know what I just saw on Facebook?” The study used observers placed in coffee shops, train stations, and public parks to record thousands of unprompted exchanges between friends, family members, and complete strangers, and found that 47.2 percent of conversations that could be observed depended on material posted in a speaker’s Facebook feed. This rate was up from 26% two years ago and just 16% in 2010.

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The Stoneslide Chorus

The Stoneslide Snap Contest

The winner of this story contest will receive a badge for admission to AWP 2015. The contest is open to any work of fiction up to 666 words in length. Each individual may submit up to two works. All submissions will also be considered for publication under our standard terms.

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Correctives

Guest Rejections from Author Will Mayer

Guest Rejections from Author Will Mayer

The Rejection Generator is a labor of love for Sylvester Stonesman. He spends more time with the machinery than with his wife or his children or his aging parents. Because the Generator is in the basement of Stoneslide headquarters, those people often come here seeking him, but we don’t answer the door, and they go […]

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