There is a city of perfect justice. It sits behind square walls on a plain of rock and low vegetation. There are mountains within view, but pushed far enough aside that their shadows never touch the city.
Read More...Meet George
We would like to present to you our friend, George McHugh. George has recently started a consulting and career advising business. His specialty is training people in how to appear authoritative and informed in business meetings, even when they have no idea what’s going on or when their only ideas are foolish bordering on calamitous. So, if you often find yourself in meetings feeling envious that the most idiotic and craven consistently get all the plaudits, then call George.
Read More...Protests Erupt over the Lone Banker Convicted for a Role in the Financial Crisis
Recent reports that only one banker has been jailed as a result of the financial crisis that shook the global economy and immiserated billions have sparked outrage. A loosely organized coalition of bankers, hedge fund managers, and investors are rallying to get that one banker freed, using the slogans “I Am Banker X!” and “Free Banker X!”
Read More...A Middle Manager on the Importance of a Robust and Active Social Network
When you bring in your leftover birthday cake and leave it in the break room, make sure you cut out a few pieces first, so it looks like you had people over.
Read More...Wealthy Individuals Offer “Benign Interceptions” of Lottery Winnings to Aid Middle Class and Poor
“It’s a miscarriage of economic justice to let poor and middle class people become rich suddenly,” she says. “They ruin themselves with drugs, gambling, and ladies of the night. They don’t know how to say no to moochers.”
Read More...The Pony Parenting System
Every kid loves a pony. This well-known fact forms the basis for a revolutionary new parenting system based on the combination of leading-edge behavioral research and bleeding-edge technology.
Read More...How to Feel Good About Yourself (no matter how fat, dumb, or insignificant you may be)
Recent research has shown that nothing is better for our sense of well being than staying in touch with other people. But what if people can’t stand to be around you?
Read More...White House Hires Facebook Programmer to Write Algorithm Improving President’s National Security Feed
Being president is a time suck. Doesn’t matter if you’re the president of Bulgaria, Trader Joe’s, or the United States of America: it’s a hassle. In a move to save the US president time and increase his efficiency, the White House is using a new (but secure) website that they say revolutionizes how this and […]
Read More...The Stoneslide Corrective Valentine’s Day Beauty Lighting — From Camhag to Camgirl
by Erica Gingrich
Nobody over the age of about 12 besides Captain Jean-Luc Picard looks good on those big viewscreens they like to use on Starfleet control bridges. Nobody. Not in movies about the future, and not in our video-conferencing, webchatting present.
Read More...How America’s Heroic Celebrities Can End Inequality
President Obama has been hopping up and down at his bully pulpit decrying the growing levels of inequality in our country. He says he wants to fix this cancer eating at the core of our society with a few tax incentives or some such over-the-counter-strength remedy. And even that has no chance of getting through […]
Read More...Utility Company Outsources Safety Inspections
Tohd responded to criticism that this latest cut could lead to lowered safety standards and increased risk for people who live near power plants and major gas lines. Most such facilities are strategically located in working class communities, Tohd explained, so the danger is well contained.
Read More...The Saddest Reddit AMA Ever
I’m an entrepreneur and an expert in consumer brands. AMA
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