We have discovered a new principle that explains why so much dysfunction exists and appears to persist or even grow over time: flagrant incompetence attracts power.
Read More...A Middle Manager on Good Manners
In a meeting, you can always find something nice to say about your boss’ ideas.
Read More...My work is elegant,
not my life.
Read More...A Note to the Other Driver at the Intersection of Broad and Elm at 7:45 this Morning
It’s true that if you hadn’t cut me off, you might have arrived at your destination 10 or even 15 seconds later than you did. But you might have arrived at your destination as a decent person, not a reeking asshole.
Read More...Resolve, February 15
Photograph by Meg Furniss Weisberg Meg is the primary photographer for The Stoneslide Corrective No. 1, our forthcoming print edition. Learn more and get a copy by backing us on Kickstarter.
Read More...Update on Our Kickstarter Campaign: One Week to Go!
We’d love to reach more readers and to raise the funds through Kickstarter to both pay our contributors more and improve the quality of printing. If we can raise just a few hundred dollars more, we can improve the paper quality, which will make the magazine that much more enticing to hold—and caress, and cuddle—while you imbibe the revelatory fiction and satire within its covers.
Read More...As I Lay Dying Because You Useless Jerks Wouldn’t Let Me Be Vaccinated
Thanks. This is awesome. Didn’t you get the memo that parents are supposed to protect their kids, not endanger them? No, you probably didn’t. There’s a lot of stuff in this world you don’t get, isn’t there? You arrogant—for no good reason, by the way—you arrogant pair of douches. I’m here fighting for my life and I’m thirteen years old. Again, thanks.
Read More...New App Protects Families from Harmful Lawsuits
A new app was released today in both the Apple App Store and Google Play Store that can help parents of young children ensure they won’t accidentally wander into a minefield of lawsuits when they proudly display their kids’ artworks on social media. The app, called SafeDraw, quickly scans drawings and three-dimensional creations, like popsicle sculptures and bottle cap collages, to check for possible copyright or trademark violations before allowing them to be displayed publicly.
Read More...Stoneslide Media Releases Second Super Bowl Ad, aka Ad II
Stoneslide Media will again inject a moment of reflection into the great American ritual of hedonism called the Super Bowl by airing an ad touting the virtues of the written word.
Read More...Stoneslide Corrective Launches Kickstarter Campaign by Thanking People before They Contribute
The new print magazine motivating all this thanking is called The Stoneslide Corrective No. 1, and will include moving fiction, refreshing satire, and spots of pure zaniness. It will reach high enough to tickle the winged thoughts of a philosopher and low enough to stroke the feet of a giggly toddler. It will include contributions from great writers, like Mark Wisniewski, Douglas W. Milliken, Jude Polotan, Sati Melendez, Libby Cudmore, Will Mayer, Ellen Larson, and Kiik A.K.
Read More...Facebook Posts We’ll Never See, Because People Aren’t Honest Enough
I’ve given up on getting people to like ME. All I want is for you to like this post. Please. Can’t you even do that for me?
Read More...Political Innumeracy Compromises Voting Decisions
by Sam Holloway The bipartisan hold on the overwhelming majority of our nation’s elected offices may be linked to a previously unrecognized cognitive disorder, according to results of a recent university study. Sociology doctoral candidate Karl Müdjen of Gulf Isthmus University announced the findings at a press conference yesterday in front of the university’s crumbling […]
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