WIFE: It’s so exciting that in just a month you’ll be married. FEMALE FRIEND: I know! MALE FRIEND: Any advice for us? What’s the key to a happy marriage? ME: Always delete your internet history. I’m serious. Every single time. More from A Life Examined: How many times have I done the right thing Special […]
Read More...An Aid to Our Readers and All Writers
We love to help our readers. If you occasionally have to write reports or summaries, if you like to be informative in your holiday letters, or if you just like to send emails that are cogent, we believe we have a great gift for you.
Having just the right term for something can reveal the inherent truth lying inside that something. We at Stoneslide have teamed up with downsized lexicographers from American Heritage Dictionary, Merriam-Webster, and the Oxford English Dictionary in order to find the deep truth within the following occupations and affiliations. We’ve created these helpful expressions for you.
Read More...Due to Misunderstanding, Discussion of Housepainting Becomes Most Crowded Event at AWP
More than 3,000 writers showed up to hear a talk given by a professional housepainter and self-published author about how his two worlds overlap. The attendance was greater than that at any other talk at the annual conference of the Association of Writers & Writing Programs, which is being held in Seattle this year. AWP […]
Read More...The Numbers
Once again, the numbers came in one unit above despair. So we started again.
Read More...I hate moderation,
somewhat.
Read More...Two California Counties Prepare to Designate “Job Creator Lanes” on Highways
Being wealthy can be difficult. Perhaps no one knows that more than job creators, the men and women who supervise people who supervise other people who run companies. Their morning and evening commutes can be brutal. Even with a driver, phone, beverage, and suite of printed and electronic reading material, sitting in traffic has to […]
Read More...White House Hires Facebook Programmer to Write Algorithm Improving President’s National Security Feed
Being president is a time suck. Doesn’t matter if you’re the president of Bulgaria, Trader Joe’s, or the United States of America: it’s a hassle. In a move to save the US president time and increase his efficiency, the White House is using a new (but secure) website that they say revolutionizes how this and […]
Read More...The Stoneslide Corrective Valentine’s Day Beauty Lighting — From Camhag to Camgirl
by Erica Gingrich
Nobody over the age of about 12 besides Captain Jean-Luc Picard looks good on those big viewscreens they like to use on Starfleet control bridges. Nobody. Not in movies about the future, and not in our video-conferencing, webchatting present.
Read More...How America’s Heroic Celebrities Can End Inequality
President Obama has been hopping up and down at his bully pulpit decrying the growing levels of inequality in our country. He says he wants to fix this cancer eating at the core of our society with a few tax incentives or some such over-the-counter-strength remedy. And even that has no chance of getting through […]
Read More...Utility Company Outsources Safety Inspections
Tohd responded to criticism that this latest cut could lead to lowered safety standards and increased risk for people who live near power plants and major gas lines. Most such facilities are strategically located in working class communities, Tohd explained, so the danger is well contained.
Read More...The Saddest Reddit AMA Ever
I’m an entrepreneur and an expert in consumer brands. AMA
Read More...Volunteerism:
a way for meaningless people to find meaning.
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