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- An Inauguration Allegory For a while it was cute. Donnie found his dad’s sunglasses and bomber jacket while playing in the car. He put them on and pretended to drive. Read More...
- Trump Team Releases New Education Plan American education’s new “MAGA Standards” provide teachers with goals and expectations so they can prepare students for the world of lost privacy, macro-economic bankruptcy, American whitening, feudalism, daily DEFCON 2 cell phone alerts, dark-web abortions, petroleum seeps, sea rise, and negotiating land grants on the Mars frontier. Read More...
- How to Determine If Your Wife Might Vote for Clinton A recent poll found that 45% of married women plan to vote for Hillary Clinton, while only 33% of married men believe their wives will pull the lever for Clinton (see The Economist/YouGov, October 7-8). Clearly this difference bespeaks a breakdown in communication between spouses of frightening proportions. It’s up to us as men, as ...
- San Francisco’s Mayor Suggests Way to Rid City of Homeless People Before Super Bowl With the big game just weeks away, Mayor Ed Lee is pushing a plan that he says will eliminate San Francisco’s homeless problem. Lee wants to institute an assisted homicide program, whereby regular people can be trained by a firearms expert, and then shoot and kill up to five homeless residents per session. “Even in a ...
- Holiday Gift Assist: Last-Minute Shopper’s Guide to the Perfect Gift At Stoneslide GiftWorks, we know that many of you, despite the regular warnings provided by kindly and helpful marketers, have not yet completed your Christmas shopping. You have doomed yourself to spending the last few days before the holiday in a sweaty panic about having to writhe through overpacked shopping mall aisles, like a sardine ...
- Gun Rights Are Animal Rights, Says New Group A splinter group demanding more rights for animals has broken away from the ASPCA. “We believe animals deserve all the same fundamental rights as humans,” said Wilt Hamilton, leader of the breakaway contingent. “And that includes the right to bear arms.” Read More...
