Martin Winterkorn, the former CEO of Volkswagen who recently resigned and accepted responsibility for the scandal over manipulation of emissions tests, will soon be cashing in on all that responsibility-taking. He is reportedly in high demand on the speakers circuit, where other top executives want to hear how he kept profits high for so many […]
Read More...Left-Leaning Think Tank Offers New Solution to Climate Change
A new study from the Brightsky Foundation has identified the single activity in American life that does the most to prevent emissions of gases that lead to global warming. The team of researchers and policy analysts who compiled the study also released a series of proposals to expand these salubrious activities and, they estimate, reduce the nation’s total emissions by 50% or more over a decade.
Read More...Get Yer Merch
You saw last week that we created a satirical logo for the entire U.S. presidential campaign. This week we bring you the opportunity to spread the word (“huh?” being the word) with branded merchandise.
Read More...Live by the Logo…
It’s rare that we are inspired by a political figure, but this last week it happened. It wasn’t a particular policy proposal that moved us. It wasn’t a passage of rhetoric–the use of language to persuade, exhort, and motivate–that caused the light to flick on within us and suddenly illuminate the landscape before our feet. It wasn’t even the careful theatrics of dress and semiotics of association that seem to occupy the lion’s share of effort in modern American presidential campaigns. What inspired us was a logo.
Read More...Titles from Poems Donald Trump Wrote While in College
Many Americans consider Donald Trump a blowhard with no appreciation of fine thought or subtle expression. What few people know is that while Trump was in college he composed and published many, many poems.
Read More...Resumé Lines We’ll Never See II
Kept colleagues regularly informed about my own superior credentials and experience.
Maintained candy dish in reception area, keeping it at two-thirds level or higher over 92% of the time.
Read More...Resumé Lines We’ll Never See
We wondered what would happen if a dash of honesty were accidentally spilled on that most tortured and obfuscatory piece of writing: the resumé.
Read More...New Debate Format Can Accommodate Unlimited Republican Candidates for President
We at Stoneslide have devised a program that can accommodate all Republican candidates—without causing widespread nausea among American voters—and is sure to help viewers quickly evaluate which of these men (and one woman!) is the truest Republican.
Read More...Advantages Poets Have over Dominatrices
•When a poet does the job well she can initiate real dialogue, rather than hearing “Yes, mistress,” all day.
•When people tell poets they love their work it comes from the heart instead of a place of fetishistic worship—provided the people aren’t networking.
•Although at $2,000 an hour dominatrices make tons more money than poets, poets suffer fewer repetitive motion injuries.
Read More...America’s Heroes All Start with an Idea and a Good Pitch
Hi! Thanks so much. I’m really excited about this.
I’m Brandon James from Brooklyn, and I have an opportunity for you to back what’s sure to be the next big thing.
Read More...Graphiti Artist Strikes Again
Make Education Work by Denying It to Most People, Says New Report
A team of researchers has found that public education is a waste for up to 90% of the American population. Their solution: Provide direct cash payments rather than schooling for most Americans. The findings are contained in a blockbuster report called “Vast Satanic Mills: Seeing Public Education for What It Is” that was released today […]
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