A new business called the Internet of Empty Boxes claims to be the ultimate cutting edge in online shopping experiences and is attracting tech workers, hipsters, and other customers who want to be the first to get the next new thing.
Read More...Astronomy Project Loses Funding after Finding Extraterrestrial Life
Scientists using x-ray telescopy and observations from the Hubble satellite have identified a planet that they say is 99.9% likely to be inhabited by intelligent life forms, but Congress recently retracted all funding for the project, putting it on the shelf indefinitely.
Read More...One Fan’s Putz Is Another Fan’s Gift from God
Fans of thirty-one of the thirty-two teams in the National Football League have banded together to demand that Commissioner Roger Goodell institute a change requiring Jed York, owner of the San Francisco 49ers, to retain ownership of the team in perpetuity. York is a divisive figure, and football fans across America say the 49ers should […]
Read More...The Stoneslide News Aggregator
Everything you need to know mushed into one paragraph.
Read More...Why is it that when you see someone carrying a yoga mat,
you have a strong urge to punch them?
Read More...Volkswagen’s Ex-CEO Now in Demand on Lecture Circuit
Martin Winterkorn, the former CEO of Volkswagen who recently resigned and accepted responsibility for the scandal over manipulation of emissions tests, will soon be cashing in on all that responsibility-taking. He is reportedly in high demand on the speakers circuit, where other top executives want to hear how he kept profits high for so many […]
Read More...Stoneslide Story Contest 2015: The Results
It is a privilege and an honor to announce the winners of the 2015 Stoneslide Story Contest. We received hundreds of submissions from all over the world, and the process of reading them all left us dazzled by the inventiveness, care, and passion exhibited by so many writers. We are grateful to each and every […]
Read More...Left-Leaning Think Tank Offers New Solution to Climate Change
A new study from the Brightsky Foundation has identified the single activity in American life that does the most to prevent emissions of gases that lead to global warming. The team of researchers and policy analysts who compiled the study also released a series of proposals to expand these salubrious activities and, they estimate, reduce the nation’s total emissions by 50% or more over a decade.
Read More...Get Yer Merch
You saw last week that we created a satirical logo for the entire U.S. presidential campaign. This week we bring you the opportunity to spread the word (“huh?” being the word) with branded merchandise.
Read More...Live by the Logo…
It’s rare that we are inspired by a political figure, but this last week it happened. It wasn’t a particular policy proposal that moved us. It wasn’t a passage of rhetoric–the use of language to persuade, exhort, and motivate–that caused the light to flick on within us and suddenly illuminate the landscape before our feet. It wasn’t even the careful theatrics of dress and semiotics of association that seem to occupy the lion’s share of effort in modern American presidential campaigns. What inspired us was a logo.
Read More...Titles from Poems Donald Trump Wrote While in College
Many Americans consider Donald Trump a blowhard with no appreciation of fine thought or subtle expression. What few people know is that while Trump was in college he composed and published many, many poems.
Read More...Resumé Lines We’ll Never See II
Kept colleagues regularly informed about my own superior credentials and experience.
Maintained candy dish in reception area, keeping it at two-thirds level or higher over 92% of the time.
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